Five people bound to chairs.
They all have at least one thing in common. Each helped to get one of Britain's top family entertainers sent down as a paedophile and sex offender.
Revenge is the likely reason they have been abducted, but who would seek it aside from the one they accused?
Except he's supposed to be dead.
Have they been kidnapped by a mad fan or has the pint-sized comedian come back from beyond the grave to offer a punchline that's way below the belt?

Ever wondered what would happen if a celebrity faked their own death and decided they had changed their minds?
Two years ago publicly shunned comedian Diddy Dave Diamond convinced the nation that he was dead only to return from beyond the grave to seek retribution on those who ruined his career and tainted his legacy.
Innocent or not only one person survived Diddy Dave Diamond's last ever game show, but the forfeit prize was imprisonment for similar alleged crimes.
Prison is not kind to inmates with those type of convictions and as the sole survivor finds out, but there's a sudden glimmer of hope.
Someone has surfaced in the public eye claiming to be the dead comedian.

This omnibus collects both Krackerjack books and features new forewords from the author and some others who were there when these types of people were on our televisions.